Monsters And Demons pt.1

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WTF 1- WHAAAAT?!?!?! DONKO IS BEELZEBUB'S DAUGHTER?!?!
HOW IS THAT--?! HOW DOES--?!?
SHE'S A MONSTER AND HE'S ONE OF THE SEVEN PRINCES OF HELL!!!
AHHHHHH! MAKES NO SENSE! MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Oh, well. If a Frankenstein monster and a vampire can have a werewolf child I guess everything's possible.

WTF 2- Soo... Where DID Ron got that board game? Is his family satanist or something?...

WTF counter- 18

A~nd this is it! The second big twist is revealed: Donko's dad is Beelzebub. THE Beelzebub.
What? You didn't know that Beelzebub has a monster daughter named Donko? Now you're just being sillyXD

So yes. Donko is, in fact: Hell princess.
Remember how she said she has to marry Fnorg because "he's from a high class monster family LIKE MYSELF" (we'll get to the bottom of THAT in the next part)? That's what she meant.
Now that's what I call "an evolution of a character": Quite a long way from eating Patrick's homework to becoming the future ruler of the third level of hell.

God! It all makes sense now:
Why even ghosts don't want to mess with her, why she breathes fire, why she has those dragon ears and tail and why her family has connections to all the other demonic entities (like Cthulhu).
You see? I told you it'll all come full circle in the end^^

Now that I think about it: Beelzebub represents the sin of gluttony, right? Then how come he DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH?!
I'm adding it to the WTF counter.

WTF counter- 19

Remember the hint I gave you? In strip 26? Let me clear it up: All throughout that story Donko plays with some red string. In the last panel she makes a pentagram shape with it. I know it's probably too small to see, but it's there.
FORESHADOWING!

Also: In strip 20 Donko said her father is "so old fashion", remember? that's why he speaks in that "old English" style.
So if I accidentally wrote something that wasn't "grammerly" correct, cut me some slacks. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE!

(5th-7th panels)- Ohp! Great: You unleashed hell! The world is doomed. Good job kids!

(5th panel)- " do you wanna play the Paladin?"- OOH! OOH! I know this one: ~er-hm~:"What's a Paladin?0_0" AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAXDDD
Oh, go see Spoony's videos already!

(Last panel)- "You didn't ask them to sell you their souls, right?"-"Oh, dad. You and your shenanigans ^^"

Btw, just in case you started wondering: No. We're not gonna see Donko's mother. Hell, she never even gets mentioned.
The reason for that is because whenever I actually set down and started thinking about Donko's mom, all I managed to come up with were disturbing disgusting ideas (most of them having to do with bestiality. Don't ask why- the answer will only scare you even more).
So if you wanna try and imagine what she's like- be my guest.
I'll probably do some sort of a chart or something that shows what parts of Donko she inherited from her mom and what parts she inherited from her dad, so you gonna get some clues about her mom's appearance.
It'll be fun^^